Taco Bell Breakfast is coming. Get the Waffle Taco March 27.
The smartest man alive!
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
Some people take this website to seriously.
I will never get over this joke
do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
Winona Ryder in high school
"I was wearing an old Salvation Army-shop boy’s suit. I had a hall pass, so I went to the girl’s bathroom. I heard people saying "hey, faggot". They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.
Years later, I went to a coffee shop in Petaluma, and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said “Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?” and I said “Do you remember me? I went to Kenilworth. Remember how, in seventh grade, you beat up that kid?” and she said, “Kind of”, and I said “That was me. Go fuck yourself!”
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
Is this paleo
The truck’s like “fuck yo trash”