iwishihadafather:

im going on tour you guys! here are my tour dates:

  • taco bell: 5:00pm
  • mcdonalds: 5:20pm
  • chipotle: 5:43pm
  • panda express: 6:32pm

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

givemeinternet:

A lesson in marketing…

givemeinternet:

A lesson in marketing…

ken-kaniff:

THAT IS A SMILEand bizarre is just a winner ok my hero 

ken-kaniff:

THAT IS A SMILE
and bizarre is just a winner ok my hero 

lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face